The E's Have It
Freaky!
I was just sitting here, writing a rather bland post about my upcoming weekend in the great north woods (short recap: I'm visiting my parents and then going to the camp where I used to work). When suddenly, the letter E took over. It was like an invisible finger was holding down the key. It looked like this:
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I tried pushing other buttons. Nothing would stop the relentless march of the E's. I decided it would be best to shut off my Firefox. When I closed it, the E's just jumped on the Excel spreadsheet I was working on and began to fill up a cell with a long string. When I closed the Excel spreadsheet, the E's jumped into a Word document I had open. When I tried to shut the computer down, I could hear the ringing of the E's continuing.
I've turned the computer back on, and the E march seems to have subsided. But who knows when they might strike again...
posted by Ross @ 10:38 AM
3 Comments:
PErhaps thErE was a grEmlin trappEd in your kEyboard, trying dEsparatEly to gEt your attEntion.
Dang! Now the uppEr casE E's arE doing somEthing on my computEr...
Run away! Run way! EvErybody to get off strEEt!
It's the ghost in the machine, dude. It's trying to tell you something. Specifically, it's trying to tell you, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
What if all the E's rebelled? Do you know how hard it is to write anything with using an E? It's damn near impossible. Look, I've already used it 11 times in this paragraph.
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